Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS

Sardar Ki Beti: Abbu Kal Hamaray Ghar Say 1 Banda Kam Ho jaye ga
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Dosray din Larki ghar say bhaag gai
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Sardar: Larki nay Kaam Tu acha Nahi kia… Par thi wo bilkul Najoomi

1 ghar mai boht zyada aag lag gai
Sardar Ne bari Mehnat Se 5 Logon ko zinda us ghar se nikala
Lakin phir bhi usay Jail mai band kar dia gia
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Kion?
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Kion ke wo 5 Fire Brigade wale hi banday thay

1 Truck ko dosray Truck say Rassi baandh kar lejaya ja raha tha
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Ye dekh kar Sardar hans hans ker lot pot horaha tha aur kahnay laga:
Dekho 1 rassi ko le janay ke leye 2, 2, truck ja rahay hain

A Sardar & a Girl were in deep Love
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Larki: Sardar Ji ap ko meri bilkul parwah nahe hai !!
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Sardar: Oyee Pagli !! Pyaar karny Waly Kesi ki Parwa Nahe Kartay

Sardar: Ap ki New car ka naam kya hay?
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Lady: I do not remember it exactly but it starts with “S”
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Sardar: wow good lakin hamaari gari tu Petro say start hoti hay

Ek Sardar Ghar se bahar aya tu dekha Ke samnay kailay ka chilka Para Tha
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Sardar: O maire Khudaaya! Aj Phr phisalna paraiga

Friend: Sardar Ji apko garmi lagti hay tu ap kya karty ho?
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Sardar: AC kay Qareeb Jakar Beth Jata Hoon
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Friend: Phr bhi agar garmi lag rahi tu phr ap kya kartay ho?
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Sardar: Phr AC ko ON ker Leta Hoon

In Foot ball Ground
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Sardar: Etnay Sary Log Football ko laatain Kio Mar rahy hien?
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Admi: Goal Karnay ke leye
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Sardar: Gol hi to hay, owr ketna Gol Karaingay

Pathan: Mai hairaan honk Aisa kya Kiya Jaaye Ke Saanp bhe Mar Jaaye aur Laati bhe Na toot jaaye?
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Sardar Boht Sochnay ke baad: Jootay Say maar do