Sardar Jokes - Funny SMS

1 Sardar ko Blank msg aaya tu us nay ussi number par call ki
Owr bola:

Wo g ap ko malom hay ke apke mobile ki INK khatam hogai hai

Sardar ka Radio kharab hogia

Us nay khol k dekha tu andar 1 mara huwa chooha para tha

Sardar ye dekh kar bola: Lo jee Radio kaisay chalega !! Yai to singer he mara para hai

Air Hostess to Sardar: Sir! Ap kya laina Pasand karengay??

Sardar: Maire lie TAWEEZ wali chaye (tea) lawo

Air Hostess hairaan hogai, Phir usay yad aya owr kaha: Acha Sir You mean TEA BAG wali tea

Ek banda bhaagta huwa aya
Owr sardar se bola: Sardar Jee Jaldi Jawo, ap ke ghar mai Sailaab Ka Paani aagia

Sardar: oyee mazaak na kar… ghar ki chaabi tu mairay pas hai

Train kesi station par Ruki Tu 1 admi nay sath baithay howe Sardar se Pocha:
Bhai ye konsa station hai??

Sardar nay Bahir Daikha owr bola:
Lagta tu railway Station hi hai

1 Sardar haath Mai sharab ki bottle leye ro raha tha

Kesi ne Pocha: Kion ro rahay ho??

Sardar: Jes Larki ko Bhulanay ke lie sharab pee thi, Us ka Naam Yad nahe araha

A Sardar Kid: Papa Apki shaadi Howi hai
Father: Han howi hai
Sardar Kid: Kis say howi hai?
Father: Bewaqud tairi Ammi Se
Sardar Kid: Wow Papa jee Ghar mai hi setting Kar li hai

Bewi: Bike itni taiz na chalawo, Mujhay dar lag raha hai

Sardar: Oh kuch nahi hota, tujhay bhe dar lag raha hai tu tum bhi mairi tarah ankhain band kar lo

A Sardar was selling Parachute (Parashoot).
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He was shouting:
“Plane Se koodnay ke lie just Parchute (parashoot) ka button dabayain owr zameen par Safely land karain..”

Costumer: Lakin agar Parachute Khula Nahi tu??
Sardar: Phir Wapis Le ana Hum Change kar dengay

1Sardar ke ghar Shaadi ke 25 saal baad bacha huwa
Lakin Sardar Phir bhi Udaas tha

Kesi Ne Pocha: Sardar Jee Ab kion Udaas ho

Sardar: 25 saal baad bacha huwa owr wo bhe chota sa