Urdu Jokes - Funny SMS

Ek bacha ghar se maar kha kar gussay mai School ja raha tha

Rastay mai ek uncle ne poocha: Beta phartay ho?

Bacha: Nahi, Uniform Pehn kar Mujra karnay jata hon...

1 Admi ke 3 bachay thay, Uski Bewi Mar gayi Tu Us ne 3 Bacho wali 1 Bewa Aurat Se Shadi Karli.

Shadi ke baad duno ke 3 owr bachay bhi ho gaye

1 din sab bachain Larnay Lage

Tu Bewi Ne Shouhar Ko Phone Kia: Ap jaldi ghar Ajayen ap ke owr Mairay Bachay Mil Kar Hamaray Bachon ko Maar rahy hien....

Mental Hospital ke 1 Room mai Sab Pagal Dance Kar rahay thay

Un mai 1 Pagal chup kar ke Betha howa tha..

Doctor Sahib samjha ke Shayed Ye Pagal Theek hogia hai..
Doctor Sahib ne us se Pocha: Tum dance kio nahe kar rahay?

Pagal: Chup bewaqof, mai Dulha Hoon....

Larki: Paroos Wali Buddhi Aunty Mujhay Boht Tang Karti thi, Jab bhi Kesi Larki ki shadi Hoti thi Tu wo mairay Gaal Kheench ke kahti thi
“Ab Tumhaari Baari Hai”

Lakin Phr Unho Ne Aisa Karna band Kar dia

Friend: Kion??
Larki: Kion ke Jab bhi koi Mar Jata tha Tu main Un Se Kahti
“Ab Ap ki Baari Hai”

1 Aadmi nay zindagi say Tang aa kar kaha:
“..Es zindagi tu Mout achi hay..”

Aik dam Mout ka Farishta aa kar bola: “Tyar hoja may tumhay lainay ayah on”

Aadmi bola: Lo g ab Insan Mazak bhi nahi kar sakta...

Pathan: Yaar Ye Shadi ke Joray Kahan Bantay Hien?
Sardar: Asmaan Par
Pathan: Uf Khudaya boht bari ghalti hogayi
Sardar: Kion Kya howa??
Pathan: Hum ne tu kapra darzi ko de dia ..

Ek Sardar ne apni jaan par khail kar jalti ho building se 6 logon ko nikala lakin logon ne phir bhi usay maara
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Kionke.......
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Wo 6 ke 6 log Fire Brigade ke aag bujhanay wale thay.

Husband TV Dekhtay howe zor zor se Ro raha Tha.
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Wife: Konsi film dekh rahay ho jo Is tarah ro rahay ho?
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Husband: Apni shadi ki film dekh raha hon

Dada jee apnay potay se: Tumhary Teacher aarahy hain, tum ne school se chutti ki hai tu kahen chup jawo.
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Pota: Aap kahen chup jayen.. Mai ne aap ki mout ka bahana kar ke 2 din ki chutti li hai.

Shadi ke kuch Din Baad Baiti apni Maa se Phone Par: Aaj Meri Un say Larayi Hogayi…

Maa : Beta Shadi Ke Baad Jhagray hote Rahtay Hain, koi baat nahe….

Beti: Han wo tu theek hay Par ab Laash ka kya karon???