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  Student Funny SMS


The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"


Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"


Three reasons to give Exams
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1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you


1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
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Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.


An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
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"Time will pass, But will you…….??"


"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
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(William kaamchor )


Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know


Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
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Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke


"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
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(William Cheater)


Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

 

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