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Student Funny SMS
The most funniest situation in student's life:
When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"
Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
Three reasons to give Exams
1- You can spend 3 hours in self-medication
2- You can complete your sleep
3- You can see your teacher being bore who normally bores you
1 student ne MBA ka form bharty howe 'Watchman' se pocha:
Janab ye university kaisi hai?
Watchman: Boht achi university hai, Mai ne bhi yahan se MBA kia hai.
An interesting statement written above wall-clock in Examination Hall
"Time will pass, But will you…….??"
"The life is so short even to complete your sleep, I wonder how people find to study"
(William kaamchor )
Father to son: How did you write your exam?
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know
Teacher: JAWANI owr BURHAPAY mai kia farq hota hai?
Student: JAWANI mai mobile mai HASEENO ke numbers hotay hai, owr BURHAPAY mai HAKEEMO ke
"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain
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